▲† Sherlock Kinks †▲
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Anonymous

ghdkjdfa THANK YOU

i can't reply to your posts asdfghk but omg "sebby you have a fan" the irony is I AM SEBBY ALSO

whenever i talk about you i feel like i’m talking about sebastian moran and it’s always funny

you should go through the prompts and find the ones with your name in them omg

[disclaimer: the joke is that his name is sebastian too]

I actually kind of dies laughing at the extreme watersports thing. It was so funny.
Anonymous

omg sebby you have a fan!!!

Seb only enjoys receiving blowjobs if he has a gun to point at Jim's head.
Anonymous

and then the list of prompts i want to see filled was updated

  1. Jim and Sebastian use blood as a lubricant.
  2. Irene does Sebastian Moran with a strap-on while Jim watches
  3. Seb makes his victims watch as he buggers Jim on the victim’s bed
  4. Seb only enjoys receiving blowjobs if he has a gun to point at Jim’s head.
Sebastian fucks Jim with the barrel of his rifle
Anonymous

but canon

can we just...put them in here and have you put a photo on them? or them on a photo? whichever you prefer...
Anonymous

of course! 99% of what you see here is actually just text submissions from followers, you all send them in and i put them on a random picture of my choice.

you can always make them entirely yourself and submit them that way though!

as long as you have an idea it will be made and posted here :D

I can't fucking cope. Not while reading these.

omg we need to set up a packofdogs therapy blog

I'm the anon who really wanted the "Mycroft ejaculates buttercream frosting" prompt filled, and may I just say JDAKLDRPOTHYTMNIDFKDSIOTHMDEFL

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

"THE MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM DOES NOT INCLUDE A FROSTING GLAND"

SWEET JESUS

LET ME LOVE YOU, INDY
Anonymous

INDY YOU HAVE A FAN

omg that was my favorite line too gdhakfhdkjah i want that to be my url

EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE FARTS ONE. Dear god "vaginacakes" I'm implementing this asap. Also had to look up "twerking" and not sure what it means but OKAY

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

dis is twerkin

I THINK THAT CAN BE ARRANGED... also I'm um writing a fic about Mycroft and buttercream frosting for that anon???

oh well then

say hello to new headcanon

YESSSS OMG THE FICS THAT THIS BLOG SPAWNS I LOVE EVERYTHING